11p Mixtape
by Bleach Sweets
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Nice Guys
02:27
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Party
03:31
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Why wasn't I invited?
Steve was, Rosie was too
So why wasn't I?
You buy some shit booze
A few tins a prosecco too
You down them all
And you throw them all up
Might as well Party
Let me guess; she said no
You must have slid down and felt her hair
You couldn't have planned for that mate
But she did
Pass out on the floor
Wake up to an awful smell
Is your friend still breathing?
And what's that stain?
Man
Go sulk in the kitchen
Those kegel reps will only get you so far
Just not far enough
Is he smoking weed?!
He can't even roll!
It's all over the bloody floor
Go on. Get a brush
You chat so much shit
I can see it going down the loo
You said you wouldn't chunder
But here I am with the plunger
Why did you penchant to a fight?
You know you can't fight
She dropped you like a ball mate
Like. A. Ball
Tell me again about my gender
You know so much about us
I hear you think we're shit
Is that because you've got a dick?
You must treat your girlfriend like a god
You must do everything for her
She's just sitting there watching TV
Mate. She's wasting away
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Work Sucks, I Know
03:40
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You wanted a reason
So I gave you one
I'm just sitting here looking at the clock
The boss strolls out; he's done
What is it that you want?
I broke my back for you
Won't you let me leave
Like I wanted to
I'll retire the idea
Move the France, have kids
Spend my summers in the sun
My time's up; I'm done
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4. |
Best Friends
04:42
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5. |
Still Trying
03:36
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Billy went viral yesterday
He tweeted something trivial
Now we're all pressing F
Now we're all paying our respects
I'm still making my mind up
I heard someone touched your leg
They didn't have the right papers
I see tears in their eyes
They can't afford the fine
Dave; watches my little pony in bed
He, doesn't understand the flack he gets
To him it's just another show
But man! It's made for little girls!
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Isn't It Ironic?
01:27
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Look at his haircut
and check out his facial hair
What is he wearing?
A Jacobean ruff?
She likes you ironically
She loves you ironically
Is that a cravat?
No. It's elementary Watson
Jesus fucking christ
When will it end
I just don't get it
Her tastes have gotten bad
Here's a bigger twist:
He looks like her Dad
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Phantom Menace 3
01:26
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I don't go out
I don't party
I just stay in
I don't do what I want
You're stuck in my head
Like the thing at the end of Archer that says:
Made in Georgia
Prance around in there
Just make sure to leave a hole when you're done
You held so much promise
Like the trailer to the phantom menace
What am I left to do?
I'll just pull myself off to your facebook
I don't go out
I don't party
I just stay in
I'm just wanking
Yeah, we get it
You have a sex life
What else?
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Get Into This
00:45
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A hairy pre-teen
(Drinks soda water)
Grabs his track suit
(Does another line)
Acts like a big dick
(Treats writers like shit)
Compensates for his prick
(what a fucking git)
He wonders why, all the girls, can't get into this
He'll take credit
(And the door money)
When you get big
(keeps touching me)
At the GIT awards
(What a fucking wank)
Take another bow Xamvolo you'd be nowhere without him apparently
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Shut Up Mum
02:57
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Please Son just put down your phone
Come on Dad just look around
It's all just terrorist attacks
It's all just terrible facts
It's all just unfair tax
You get it now?
You get it now?
You understand?
Shut Up Mum I do what I want
I'm just talking with my friends
We're just watching dog videos
Fuck off Dad you'll never understand
Where were you when the towers fell?
(I was looking at my phone)
Where were you when the results came in?
(I was looking at my phone)
Where were you when Gandhi rose?
(I was looking at my phone)
And what about the school shootings?
(What about the mass shootings?)
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Deviate
05:56
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I hoped for something inbetween
All I got was reams of messages
I feel like the family dog,
when the first kid comes along
I hoped for reasonable discussion
All I got was shouted down depression
I just feel like a victim with no fight left,
Just twitches from the shock
I had honestly hoped for more
But I'd settle for a knock on my door
I feel forgotten like grandma's grief
When grandpa died
I needed to deviate
from the path I put myself on
I needed to deviate
From the path my Pa put me on
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about
Our debut mixtape. Written in 2017, recorded in 2018, and now released in 2021. It's been an extremely long time coming and the only excuse we've got is 'life'.
It's a bunch of songs complaining about life and a lot of squealing feedback inbetween.
It's a bunch of songs complaining about life and a lot of squealing feedback inbetween.
credits
released August 25, 2021
All songs by Bleach Sweets
Bleach Sweets are:
Allan - Guitar & Vocals
Tom - Drums & Vocals
All lyrics by Tom apart from: 'The Kid', 'Nice Guys' verses, 'Party' and 'Work Sucks' choruses which Allan wrote.
Recorded by Jon Lawton at Crosstown Studios in February 2018
Mixed and Mastered by Sam Jones in Summer 2018
Video for 'Get Into This' filmed by Tom Shand and Abbie Brennan Autum 2019, Editied by Abbie Brennan
Video for 'Nice Guys' filmed by Tom Shand and Abbie Brennan Summer 2020, Edited by Abbie Brennan
Video for 'Shut Up Mum' filmed and "edited" by Tom Shand Summer 2021
Artwork by Tom Shand
Thanks goes to Jon, Sam, Fliss, Abbie, Mike, SOL
All songs by Bleach Sweets
Bleach Sweets are:
Allan - Guitar & Vocals
Tom - Drums & Vocals
All lyrics by Tom apart from: 'The Kid', 'Nice Guys' verses, 'Party' and 'Work Sucks' choruses which Allan wrote.
Recorded by Jon Lawton at Crosstown Studios in February 2018
Mixed and Mastered by Sam Jones in Summer 2018
Video for 'Get Into This' filmed by Tom Shand and Abbie Brennan Autum 2019, Editied by Abbie Brennan
Video for 'Nice Guys' filmed by Tom Shand and Abbie Brennan Summer 2020, Edited by Abbie Brennan
Video for 'Shut Up Mum' filmed and "edited" by Tom Shand Summer 2021
Artwork by Tom Shand
Thanks goes to Jon, Sam, Fliss, Abbie, Mike, SOL
license
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discography
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Dec 2021 -
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Mar 2021 -
Dec 2019
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